Collection of Whatsapp cool status:
- Road to love and success is not sleek and Easy.
- You are the reason of someone's smile.
- Someone is smiling because you are smiling
- Always respect if want to get the same.
- Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
- I am going to concede, support me!
- I’ll love you till my final breath.
- I don't insult people, I just define them.
- The More You wraps Your Feelings for Someone, The More You Fall for Them.
- Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, You've Made All My Dreams Come True!
- Beauty disappear After Time, But Personality remains forever!
Whatsapp Status in Punjabi:
- Me mangi si maut rab toh, ote menu pyaar ch pa ditta.
- Dekh jina nu muh mud de c rafflan de.
- Shikari ban gye sohniya sohniya shakla de.
- Hun Jithe Yaada Teriya Rehndiya Ne.
- ankha di khail yaro,hundi umra di jail..
- Jo assar hai akh di maar ander, oh na teer te na talwaar andar
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- Meri Rooh Wich Mera Yaar Wasda, Meri Akhaan Wich Usda Deedar Wasda.
- Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk java.
- Twada andaj dil nu chu jan wala hega.
- hanju ban ke digga teriyaa aankha da.
Whatsapp status in Marathi:
- सध्या पैसे खूप स्वस्त झाले आहेत”
- एक मुलगा आपल्या आईला म्हणतो ...
- खर्च झाल्याच दु:ख नसतं. हिशेब लागला नाही की त्रास होतो..... !
- जगाव तर असे जगाव कि इतिहासाने पण आल्यासाठी एक पान राखाव
Best Whatsapp Status in Hindi:
- Ek gira hua parkash stamb kisi chattan se adhik khatrnak hota hai.
- Samundra sant ho to koi bhi jahaj chala skta hai.
- Agar koi nanga aadmi apni shirt de thoda dur rhiye us se.
- Bina jokhim kuch nahi milta or jokhim vhi uthate hai jo sahsi hote hai.
- Dastane pehene wali bile cuhe nahi pakdti.
- Jo kbhi pasa nahi feknta vo kbhi 6ka marne ki ummid nahi kar skta.
- Sadi ke bad dusro ki bivi jyada khubsurat lagti hai.
- Sher ko ghas doge gode ko mas doge 2no. mar jayenge.
TOP 100
1]My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
2]Hey there….. be there.
3]One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature :) ;)
4]One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
5]You treated me like an option so i left you like an choice.
6]I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
7]since 1910.
8]Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.
9]Due to tonight’s lack of sleep,tomorrow is cancelled.
10]Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
11]Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.
12]Always give your 100 percent ….unless you’r donating blood.
13]I would like to apologize to anyone I have NOT offended.Pls be patient and I’ll get to you shortly.
14]Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????
15]I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.
16]Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains
17]I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)
18]God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.
19]I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
20]Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
21]battery about to die.
22]fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.
22]Status under construction.
23]No status available.
24]Life is short, chat fast..!!!
25]Life is too short to be updating status
26]Too busy to update a status. 0_o
27]formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….
28]We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police.
29]Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….
30]I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
31]Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
32]Whattsapp status is loading.
33]Error: status unavailable
34]Waiting for wi-fi network.
35]Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi)
36]Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else.
37]I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
38]Not always available, try your luck ;)
39]You can’t put a value on a human life,but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.
40]Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
41]Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend
42]They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B
43]I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card.
44]I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
45]Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.
46] Life is short talk fast
47]I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)
48]I took IQ test …..results were negative
49]I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
50]Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!
51]Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me
52]I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.
53]My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
54]Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
55]I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here
56]I’m listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupidity all at once!!
57]Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street’
58]You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.
59]I’ll try being nicer if you start being smarter.
60]I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
61]Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
62]I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything
63]Better the vaccum cleaner the beter it sucks!!
64]If I had a gun with two bullets and i was with hitler,bin laden and you[insert your ex or your enemy’s name],I would shoot you twice.
65]I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture
66]A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
67]I’ve been too fucking busy and vice versa
68]Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pendrive safely.
69]I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less
70]Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.
71]I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
72]Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent
73]Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P
74]A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.
75]I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
76]Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
77]I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P
78]”Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
79]When you feel insulted I’m just describing you.
80]Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.
81]Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
82]I’m cool but global warming made me hot
83]When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.
84]Without me its just awso.
85]Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it
86] I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
87]I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
88]100,000 sperms and i was the fastest;)
89]I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these sacks”.
90]Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you
91]I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)
92]I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.
93]Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
94]One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
95]It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
96]Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.
97]Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
98]apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…(hindi)
99]We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
100]I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart….. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt Thats Not fair…
101]Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
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